Saturday, July 17, 2010

How to Cook a BBQ

Step One: Go Buy the Food


Step Two:  Set the Food Out


Step 3: Organize the Food


Step 4: Cut the Onions and Tomatoes


Step 5: Prepare the BBQ Grill


Step 6: Put the Dogs On


Step 7:  Put the Canopy Up


Step 8:  Eat the Hot Dogs


Step 9: Smile Because It Taste Nice




14 comments:

  1. No, no, nooooooooooooo.. omg.. Get thy butt to Texas.. so, we can teach you HOW to prepare a REAL BBQ.. that will win you blue ribbons! What you've done.. isn't worthy for chicken feet.

    Tsk, tsk, tsk...

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  2. I DEMAND you change the name of this blog.. to.. how to burn briquettes in California.

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  3. Those spoons have Forest Gump writen all over them!

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  4. Ok Nym wants to know why she can only leave an anonymous comment here.

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  5. Nym, I think if you create a free Google Gmail account then you can Comment with your Google Gmail ID

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  6. Nym - leave anonymous comments.

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  7. Great. Pollute the air with your bbq!!!!!

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  8. Looks like you are in a carpark?
    If you all enjoyed it that is the main thing.

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  9. Would have been less enjoyable for the others if I was the one doing the BBQ

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  10. LOL. Did you cut the heads off all those smiley men?
    It's not really a BBQ if you don't use any form of BBQ sauce.

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  11. I've been in that parking lot. There was no barbecue the day I was there! You're gonna have to give us your schedule for picnics! HP

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  12. Just 3 comments....

    1) If you are going to use dogs, they should be plump dogs!

    2) A GOOD manager would have supplied steak!!!!

    3) A GOOD manager would have told me when to be there!

    BP

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  13. July is National Grilling Month: Safety tips for grilling:
    For charcoal grills, use only starter fluids designed for that purpose. Never use gasoline. If the fire is slow, add dry kindling. Don’t add more liquid starter or you could cause a flash fire.
    Remember to soak the coals with water before you put them in the trash.
    Never use a barbecue grill indoors or in an unventilated space. It’s a fire hazard and could cause carbon monoxide poisoning.
    http://www.busy-moms-online.com/622/july-is-national-grilling-month-safety-tips-for-grilling/

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